Your personality as defined by your choice of compression utility

  • .zip – you’re very popular but a little shallow, you get invited to most of the parties but you’re not considered part of the really really cool crowd. You’re also accident prone.
  • .Z – you’re a dinosaur, get out of your mother’s basement and mingle, explore the world and upgrade your life.
  • .zoo,.lzh – you secretly are still a kid, time to put down the Amiga/Atari ST and move on, I’m sure your significant other would be much happier if you let go of the past
  • .gzip – You’re the cool kid, you can get into most parties and no one will sneer at your decision.
  • .rar – You are a rebel, girls look at you like you’re pirate and you don’t mind sharing the fact, you like porn.
  • .bz2 – You are very serious, detail oriented and concerned with optimizing anything no matter how small the return, you spend much of your time alone
  • .hqx – You’re an iconoclast, you love swimming against the current, you want everyone to know it but you’re not willing to share.
  • .uue – You’re a lowest common denominator kind of person, KISS – keep it simple stupid, and you like porn.
  • .sit – You’re an iconoclast with money and you like to flaunt it, the only thing is, you don’ really know what’s going on in the world.

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